Laptop computers? Maybe. We have some laptops, after all, we specialize in second computers, after all, when it comes to number 2, we're Number 1 !

Don't take your old computer to the dump, take your dump to the old computer!

Our computers don't sit on your lap, You sit on the computer's lap!

Don't send your hard earned money down the toilet on a cheap laptop computer.
Craptop computer. Any other purchase is a waste.

You'll hear about our competition hitting the skids, well we've got a new load in and we're wiping out our competition. Ask about our Star Treck branded computers - Wiping out Klingons at 5000 Ghz! We've got the best deals from here to Uranus! Maybe you think you can't afford a good laptop computer. Maybe your credit won't let you get a loan. Well, we've made it our commitment to float you one. Just drop us a log, er line, and let us know your situation. We'll answer so fast it'll scare the .. uh.. well, you'll be surpised!
Remember, if your computer is feeling sluggish, flush the cache!